Sunday, August 11, 2013

Of body odor, terrorists and basketball.

Ah, nothing beats the love of Filipinos for basketball. Every street corner in this country has a ring nailed to a board for orange balls to pass through them. Manny Pacquiao's brand of boxing is only second to this sport. The typical Pinoy assumption about someone who's athletic is that he/she is playing basketball. Football may be the world's most popular sport, but it only existed here when Azkals acquired the Younghusbands into the team (methinks). So when Gilas Pilipinas got in the FIBA Asia Championships, all we can do was rejoice and let #pinoypride cloud our minds.

I don't really follow sports in general. I only watch when something's too hyped up to be an important national event--or probably, if teams from my university are playing. I am not here to comment on the gameplay neither because, obviously, this is not a sports blog. As much as I hated to write about it, all I wanted to talk about was the disgusting behavior of people that have made their way into my Facebook and Twitter newsfeed. This is me giving a stink-eye to all the people who posted Puso vs Putok throughout.

Thing is, we didn't lose due to their smelly aura nor did they threat the players with bombings had they not won the game: we lost because they're athletically-superior to us. They are much taller (Hello, Haddadi) and probably had more training. We don't get to be more mabango and more peace-loving when we call them these things either.

Our parents may have taught us that if we didn't behave, the bumbays may capture us for all eternity and not the local syndicates. If Middle Easterners are mentioned, our elders would mention 'mabaho' to encapsulate their whole being-- and not adjectives such as 'smart', 'nice' or 'talented'. There's a plethora of other examples that I can give for our blatant racism, but it would probably take a whole day for me to list them all down, but my point here is this: We don't need to believe what they think. We are our own person and we don't need to agree to everything that older people had to say. If you're able to post these on the Internet, then chances are, you're privileged enough to receive some sort of formal education. Your parents sent you to school to improve our society in some way. As much as you wouldn't want our technology to be stuck at what we have now, we must also want this for our value systems. This means that we all must discard this racist schmuck that's filling our reality. 

I admit that I am not perfectly politically-correct nor am I a hundred-percent unprejudiced. I am human, yo! I have been in some way conditioned to think as the other to be subpar or even better than me based on their race alone. But because I see my self as a civilized human being, I try as much as possible to go beyond these things. If I can't then I keep it to myself--but I still treat you with respect as long as you deserve mine. I do not think that airing out these racist sentiments would make you cool. Not all people have the same five-year-old mindset as you. If your intention was to be funny, then you can bring comic relief in some other way. And this whole thing applies to sexist, ableist and classist jokes too.

We get butthurt every time people from another nationality than ours comment about how icky we are. I could just imagine the reactions of Pinoys when they find out how much the Iranians made fun of how small our athletes are--and of course, how glitchy-stupid the shot clock went. LOL.

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

A lame attempt at being though-provoking:

What is silence?


Is it simply the absence of sound
or the pause in between?

Is it a break of utterance
or giving turn for your mind to speak?

Is silence:
emptiness,
a (0,0) on the Cartesian plane,
or overlooking the inaudible?

Is it the canvas or the paint?

Does it mean nothingness
or does it mean everything, infinity--the universe?













(If you think that I suck, express your hate by sending me ten packs of gummy worms. I assure you that my heart will be broken a million-fold)

Monday, July 22, 2013

On #SONA2013, Kate Middleton's labor and your right to complain

See what I did there? I used a hashtag on my blogtitle. Cool huh? Nope? Ok :/


PNOY delivered his fourth State of the Nation Address just a couple of hours ago and good lord was that a snoozefest. I'm not sure if it's because of the nappy time of the day (4pm) or is it because listening to some politician (whom I no longer believe in) sing-song a speech for two hours or more, got me snorring half-way through. I just remember waking up to the noise of my grandma's evening drama thinking that I probably didn't miss anything much. 

Beforehand, I was pretty sure that he wouldn't even mention things that I, along with many others, wanted to hear about. He didn't even talk about FOI, upholding the RH Law or fixing the stupid public education system in our country.  So when I checked the 'net for a gist of his SONA, I found out that I was right. Yes, he did mention about education but all he did was praise Bro. Armin Luistro for his work--which I believe is not enough (I am a Lasallian, so you can see that I'm totally disregarding my conflict of interest). He also talked briefly about having 6 out of 10 TESDA graduates get jobs right away, but to me it's 6 jobs too few. Also, are those jobs affording them comfortable lives, or are they just making do by being minimum wage contractual workers? The rest of his speech was just a long babble of things that are raging from praising his mediocre work as a president and the rest of his administration, presenting governmental projects that must've been done years back and doing lip-service for the rest of his constituents. I am not impressed.

However, let's focus now on a more important matter: KATE MIDDLETON IS IN LABOR!!!!!1!! OMG ROYAL BABYYYY!!!!! SO EXCITED *heart heart heart*

Ok, I couldn't care any less, actually. The rest of my generation are much more into it, though. You see, my dear fellow Filipino youth, there are things that are more of value than some famous person push another future famous person out of her vaginal cavity. Yes, it's very exciting to talk about it and be obsessed, but doing it at the expense of consciously being blind and deaf about local political issues is not changing our situation at all. Fine, I know that it seems hypocritical to hear it from someone who fell asleep during the President's SONA but, in my defense,  I didn't do it voluntarily.

To put it bluntly, the reason why TRAPOs and BIMPOs rule over our beloved motherland is because of people like you. Not caring gives them a free pass to do their shit behind our backs. Not voicing out your distastes in a constructive manner is doing much worse--they think that you're affirming that what they're doing is alright. But worst of all, rolling your eyes at the people who actively do so is a clear sign of you not reexamining your privileges. People organize themselves and protest at Mendiola because they want a better country not just for themselves, but also for YOU. They are rowdy because that's the only way to be heard. No wonder, the protests were only allowed 7.8 km away from Batasan so Noynoy can be drowned with the sound of 88 applauses and not by the screams of anger by the rallyists. 

UN declared that Freedom of Speech is a universal human right, and part of it is allowing you to complain and complain and complain and complain and complain--so take advantage of that. If women suffragists did not complain about not having the right to vote, then it wouldn't be handed to them. Why? Because the people in power wouldn't find out what's wrong (since, ya know they are all calloused evil beings in the first place).

And remember my pro-tip: complain wisely, always. 




Welcome back

I've been tossing the idea of starting a new blog for quite some time now, and I guess this is step one.

I rediscovered this ol' blog of mine when I was thinking of a name for it and came up dry. I wasn't supposed to remember making this since I barely used it before, but my neurons pulsated with the memory that I had this corner of cyberspace riddled with dust and cobwebs. I read and cringed at the content that I posted. I was even a bit embarrassed to show it to my boyfriend at first but after a few screenies, he managed to find it on Google. Watta detective ugh.   

It has been 5 years since.

I was fourteen then. 

I was in 2nd year high school (methinks) when this blog came along.  It was 2008 when there was news that China was exporting formula milk with, you've guessed it, melamine; hence, the name. Until now, I think that choice was clever, so now I'm sticking with it. But now I've reaffirmed the universal law of adolescence: that no matter what you do before you're 18,  you'll feel cool and brainy at the moment and realize how much of a wimp you are years later. Just like any abashed early adult, I've deleted all the icky stupid ones and kept the witty brainy ones that I think are ok to somewhat represent who I am now.

Now, I'm 19. I'm in college already and I think that I've matured quite a bit. My opinions have evolved.  My likes and dislikes somewhat differ from those that I did years back. Life had armed me with an array of experiences that separates me from being Toney-the-self-important-fourteen-year-old and Toney-the-snarky-nineteen-year-old. 

So, to everyone that had ended up here (yes, all three of you whom I sent links to), welcome back. I bet most (all?) of you didn't even know that this gunk existed in the first place and that's fine. This blog is like a second cousin you've "met" when you were just three months old and moved to Antartica and came back just a week ago telling you how much she missed you and can't wait to catch up again and you have no idea who the flipping hell she was. 

Unlike the common blog themes of people my age, this wouldn't be a fashion blog LOL. I intend this to be a documentation of my constant ramblings about the world surrounding me and the advocacies, movements and everything else in between that I'm passionate about. So inshort, I'd be offering the world my two cents. Nothing special. But I guess I'll be making sure to keep it worthwhile and fun. Even if I've grown up, I don't think that I've lost my humor yet, ya know. 

Well, we'll see...


Toney. 





Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Gelly, will you marry me?

I think that it is just proper to finish this "poetry" thang of mine, since I came to the conclusion that I am the eccentric-est person in the whole universe, but still, I am loved.
Which, by the way, is the most incoherent sentence I've made in the past 24 hours because I have no better excuse for me to be finishing this piece--and I really want to boast out that someone whom I like likes me too.

I also like the taste of broccoli because I believe in peace.
That, my friends, was the second most incoherent line that I've dropped all day.





Creativity is a Gun.


Close your eyes, paint the untold;
Stare at a canvas--watch it unfold.

Grip on its neck and swipe the chords;
Write it all down, strum in accord.

Be in prose or in poetry,
Retell balance and asymmetry;
Stain the minds with your ivory.

Thoughts surpass the horizons--
And have understood the limpity of oblivion.
In art, my brethren, you have pathed* the vagabonds.


Creativity is a gun in which you and I have fallen for,
It is a threat thay you have beseeched to agree and follow--
Or to die without a name, no mark, not at all.


\:D/


*Pathed is not a real word, but I guess that you get what I mean, froiks.

Monday, November 3, 2008

I will be a particle physicist.

I will work for CERN.
I will work at the LHC.
I will work with Brian Cox.
I will meet Stephen Hawking.
I will know the origin of the universe.
I will share the knowledge.
I will win a Noble award.
I will help stop Man-made global warming.
I will see the depths of the universe.

...Now if only I could get my algebra straight. -____-

Sunday, November 2, 2008

An Equation.

Excess Energy + Coca-cola + 2 Cups of Coffee + Dysfunctional Body Clock = Insomnia.

Insomnia = 4 Hours of Sleep (or less) + 200 (or more) Pages of a Novel Finished in One Sitting + Internet in the Wee Hours.

200 (or more) Pages of a Novel Finished in One Sitting + Internet in the Wee Hours = Nerdcore.

Nerdcore = Toney.

Toney = Epicness.

Epicness = <3.

<3 = *Person*.

*Person* = Perfect.

Perfect = God.

God = Omnipotent + Forever + Faithfulness.

Omnipotent + Forever + Faithfulness = Imaginary.

Imaginary = My Boyfriend.



Therefore,

Insomnia = Non-existent Boyfriend.



Dear Insomnia,
You suck hard. May you die down soon, betch.

In'ernet boys

In this place called 'the internet', boys are either e-gawds or phailures. You could never be in between--mediocre, in that sense.



First off, phailures are: suicidal geys, soulja boy wannabes, fat pervs, i-TyPe-LyK-Diizzss-On-The-!nTerNet boys, moaning he-bitches, pablo banila =)), ano-asl-mo? death squad members, et cetera.

On the other hand, e-gawds are in the likeness of YouTubers, webcomic-ers, epic bloggers, LOLcats, song-writers, bladabluh.


Now, let me rant about how phailures continue on falling for yers trully.
LEAAAAAAAVE MEEEE ALOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEE (to the tone of that 'leave britney alone' faghead)



I need an e-gawd to have a serious crush on me now, or at least pretend (that was the point of this blog, yeyeyeyeye).

Despuration. >___<


A GAME:
What do you see?
Q<=

Friday, October 31, 2008

The Toney Foundation

Hello, rich socialites! It's almost Christmas, and I bet you're looking for ways to spend your countless bucks! Why don't you all donate to my foundation instead?

My foundation really needs the following things:
  1. Death from the Skies by Phil Plait
  2. WACOM Graphic Tablet
  3. Nikon D80
  4. PlayStation Portable (Lite)
  5. iPhone or Nokia N96
  6. Mac Leopard (Ver. 10.5)
  7. Sony Handicam
  8. Toyota Prius
  9. Lego Batman
  10. Pretty Boots
  11. Adobe CS4
  12. J.E. Sus
  13. Lost CDs to magically appear on my hands
  14. Orion 16" Telescope
  15. A Whole Sack of Coffee Beans
  16. World Peace
  17. A Parachute
  18. White Himalayan Cats ^________^
  19. To be allowed to train for parkour
  20. Stapler tasers :D
  21. Solomon's Key by Dan Brown

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

It's Okay. I'm Fine. You're Fine.

I didn't know how I was able to read almost 200 pages last night, but I did. I finished Stephen King's "Blaze".

There were certain points in the book wherein I couldn't help but to let a string of tears ooze out of my eyes, and that happens when Blaze kisses Joe. Why? Because Blaze didn't want the money anymore, he wants the kid--and he's inlove with the kid.

The ending wasn't grand or anything; I don't like happy endings, anyway. I think that Joe's reluctance to his real father was Blaze's triumph-- and then I cried again.

Just to let you now, Blaze is a crime story :P. I think that I'm the first person to ever cry on such kind of book. I'm mushy--deal with it.


Monday, October 27, 2008

Saturday Naps

maybe it's my lack of sleep, but i can't say that because i get 8 squared hours of sleep daily on weekdays. or maybe it's an obsession... or maybe --just maybe, my urge to get out of this convoluted world.

i love my saturday naps.

a while ago, i didn't dream. that's okay... but it's better if i did. the risk of not liking the work of your head is what excites me. and here's a puzzling thought: i think dreams are not made by your brain, but of a higher power, God maybe.

the best part about naps? the part of waking up. it feels like --i don't know. it feels good. it is a state where you are stripped out of innocence--the innate intuition of make believe and scarcity of certitude. it feels as if you are back again in that convoluted world that i was talking about.

...

i had the worst nap once. it didn't happen on a saturday. it occured just this thursday right after i went home and changed clothes. i slept all through the whole Trillanes thing --the innocence i was talking about. right after i woke up, i just heard the tv say things about Trillanes' rebellion. i missed the whole thing. darn. the only thing that nap did to me is ask around and not get the full angle of the issue. it sucks.

I Want To Be A Particle Physicist.

...and i bet you're thinking:

a) 'she thinks she's genius but she couldn't get her algebra straight'
b) 'what a lame job she wants'
c) all of the above.

well, that's just only one of the many lame jobs i want. [20 jobs muna kasi they are too plenty. these are only at the top of my head.]

  1. a travelogue host
  2. a forensic scientist
  3. an undrugged rockstar
  4. a writer-- namely a poet, a novelist, a songwriter, a children's story author, etc.
  5. a tattoo artist
  6. a vodka taste-tester
  7. a topshot editor-in-chief in a topshot magazine
  8. an actress [both stage and big screen]
  9. a stand-up comedian
  10. a professional soccer player
  11. an astronaut. LOL. =))
  12. a pilot
  13. a zoologist
  14. a model. [don't judge me.]
  15. a reporter
  16. a proffesional track-and-field athlete
  17. a harpist
  18. a full-time social worker
  19. a web designer
  20. an assasin
my momma and i once talked about who i want to be, and i told her that everytime there's something that the school or whatnot is asking me to write on about the career i want, i write down either/or: i might write a question mark and jot down undecided; or i don't return the paper anymore because if i write down everything i want to be, the space provided won't be enough.

...

i want to be everybody, i want to be everything... that's who i want to be.

i don't want to look up at other people who are/were successful--i want to be the person that will be the reason of people's stiff necks.

...

i don't want these jobs for the money, or the fame, or the free drugs-- i want to do it to becase i want to be remembered after i die, that once there had been a toney who had followed everything she wants.

Boredumb

boredom opens creative oppurtunities.


boredom makes you think.


boredom gives you the chance to imagine.


boredom dares you to think of possibilities.


boredom gives you relief from the stressing world.


and boredom makes you hell stupid.

10 000 PAPER CRANES

i would fold ten thousand paper cranes for you,
and if it wasn't enough, i'd double it up

but love, can't you see... maybe i would even choke up on the sun, and spit out all it's light.
yes--all for you.

and if you're stuck on a river: a hundred-feet deep, i'd sip all water away--
just so you could get out

if you're cold i'd give you all i'm wearing--it's okay.
because all i need is your stare that's hot.

maybe if we were ninety and you still want to be breathing,
i'd give you an elixir that'll end my life.
because i would, like how the moon doesn't turn it's back on us.

maybe tomorrow you'll be on a car crash, and you'll forget my name;
i don't really care because all i need is relief.
i might even probably turn back the time and take you out of the car,
and be face-to-face with danger.

but if one day, i'd say what i feel;
you may say 'no' if you please.
maybe i'd just tear it out, or probably jump a cliff--
i don't care. just as long i know you're smilling.

Milk Pool.

it was a sunny afternoon at the house of the dimaano's. ate riezl said, "pupunta ako sa japan, may kukunin ako"... then i said, "ha? 'di ba mahal ang ticket?" "hinde, naka bili na kami ng helicopter kahapon."---she arrogantly retorted. "OY SAMA AKO!!!"--i said.

then i went inside their house. i saw tijuala inside an inflatable pool filled with milk. he was happily playing ball inside with amir and when they felt thirsty, they'd just let the milk flow in their mouths and their problems are solved. then mira came out of her room, and i asked, "pwedeng maki-inom?". then mira said, "sure! ako nga rin eh gusto ko!". then we stood at the rim of the pool and drank milk in chorus. it tasted like nestle' fresh milk--it was ecstacy solidified.

later on, i went out. i saw the helicopter. kuya evang's the pilot. then ate riezl welcomed me in. then we flew to japan.

two seconds later, we arrived and landed on a suburban plain. i hopped out of the chopper and took a picture of myself. then came some other japanese teenagers and said that they'd like to get their picture taken with me.

a second later, i found myself in some sort of a resort. i was mysteriously wearing my bathing suit. i went into the pool and saw yamada and jimmy kudo waving at me. and later on i saw my cousin beside me and we swam.



then i woke up.

Physics and Emo Tendencies

My heart fell onto the floor,
The way you displaced yourself—away, away from me,
Does this follow Newtonian laws with respect?

Pushed my arm against yours,
No aura, no source; no energy flown
Can’t Joules be here to serve you power?

Slaves had banged and beg for their master’s freedom,
Then they were left with cloths around their hips,
At random, I ask;
Didn’t Isaac say that for every action, there is it’s equal reward?

Words lie and are dying,
They distance you away from the ones you hold dear; the ones who spoke not of the truth—
When we hear the false, this is when we fly,
Didn’t those scientist protest about gravity?

These thoughts are abstract and uncanny,
Although these things does really occur,
It lingers everyday in life, day-by-day;
Didn’t those pioneers think about these when they presented these break throughs
—That the soul reverses all: theories and more?

Aunt Flo

Today she wore her favorite color with pride.
She was in a haste.
She's too fast that her foot prints were left everywhere;
Too fast that she left me aching.
She caught me off guard, and she escapes...
Still I caught her on the ground chortling at me,
I took out my pistol, and I watched her fade away--away into oblivion.
"Rest in fcking peace!", and she was dead.
I stood up, and there she was again;
Laughing, mocking, cold-hearted.











(a poem abt monthly periods)

Norah Jones

Dear, thanks for soothing my ears not like that Colbie Caillat shit.

[sarcasm]
BTW, Isn't it amazing that Colbie "Eff My Vocabulary" Caillat could say realize 10,000 times in a song? And isn't it astonishing that her whole album sounds the same? AND ISN'T IT VERY PLEASING THAT SHE'S SLOWLY DESTROYING THE GENRE WHERE JACK JOHNSON IS FILED IN?
[/sarcasm]

Oh yeah, your forehead and your chin looks like an airport runway.

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Blogogenesis.

First blog: YEY! --or not?

I'm kind of religous on posting blogs on my multiply account, so I think you could see some new posts here almost everyday too.

See you around.
Toney.