An Equation.

Excess Energy + Coca-cola + 2 Cups of Coffee + Dysfunctional Body Clock = Insomnia.

Insomnia = 4 Hours of Sleep (or less) + 200 (or more) Pages of a Novel Finished in One Sitting + Internet in the Wee Hours.

200 (or more) Pages of a Novel Finished in One Sitting + Internet in the Wee Hours = Nerdcore.

Nerdcore = Toney.

Toney = Epicness.

Epicness = <3.

<3 = *Person*.

*Person* = Perfect.

Perfect = God.

God = Omnipotent + Forever + Faithfulness.

Omnipotent + Forever + Faithfulness = Imaginary.

Imaginary = My Boyfriend.



Therefore,

Insomnia = Non-existent Boyfriend.



Dear Insomnia,
You suck hard. May you die down soon, betch.