I Want To Be A Particle Physicist.

...and i bet you're thinking:

a) 'she thinks she's genius but she couldn't get her algebra straight'
b) 'what a lame job she wants'
c) all of the above.

well, that's just only one of the many lame jobs i want. [20 jobs muna kasi they are too plenty. these are only at the top of my head.]

1. a travelogue host
2. a forensic scientist
3. an undrugged rockstar
4. a writer-- namely a poet, a novelist, a songwriter, a children's story author, etc.
   
5. a tattoo artist
6. a vodka taste-tester
7. a topshot editor-in-chief in a topshot magazine
8. an actress [both stage and big screen]
9. a stand-up comedian
10. a professional soccer player
11. an astronaut. LOL. =))
12. a pilot
13. a zoologist
14. a model. [don't judge me.]
15. a reporter
16. a proffesional track-and-field athlete
17. a harpist
18. a full-time social worker
19. a web designer
20. an assasin

my momma and i once talked about who i want to be, and i told her that everytime there's something that the school or whatnot is asking me to write on about the career i want, i write down either/or: i might write a question mark and jot down undecided; or i don't return the paper anymore because if i write down everything i want to be, the space provided won't be enough.

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i want to be everybody, i want to be everything... that's who i want to be.

i don't want to look up at other people who are/were successful--i want to be the person that will be the reason of people's stiff necks.

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i don't want these jobs for the money, or the fame, or the free drugs-- i want to do it to becase i want to be remembered after i die, that once there had been a toney who had followed everything she wants.