The Toney Foundation

Hello, rich socialites! It's almost Christmas, and I bet you're looking for ways to spend your countless bucks! Why don't you all donate to my foundation instead?

My foundation really needs the following things:

1. Death from the Skies by Phil Plait
2. WACOM Graphic Tablet
3. Nikon D80
4. PlayStation Portable (Lite)
5. iPhone or Nokia N96
6. Mac Leopard (Ver. 10.5)
7. Sony Handicam
8. Toyota Prius
9. Lego Batman
10. Pretty Boots
11. Adobe CS4
12. J.E. Sus
13. Lost CDs to magically appear on my hands
14. Orion 16" Telescope
15. A Whole Sack of Coffee Beans
16. World Peace
17. A Parachute
18. White Himalayan Cats ^________^
19. To be allowed to train for parkour
20. Stapler tasers :D
21. Solomon's Key by Dan Brown